I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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