I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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