I want to stick my p in your. b.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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