I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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