She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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