Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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