I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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