2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
