i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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