Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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