i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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