my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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