But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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