Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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