I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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