STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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