you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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