You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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