I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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