im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You're a waste of cheezeits
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So vagazzling was a success
Randomize
