She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I didn't notice because vodka
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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