margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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