I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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