3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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