If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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