We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This is classic penis vs brain.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
