Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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