THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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