So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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