So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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