Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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