I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
