his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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