my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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