Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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