Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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