are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think i have herpe
just one?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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