I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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