weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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