my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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