Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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