we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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