atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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