The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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