this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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