Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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