ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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