he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
