is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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