he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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