Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I think people are normalizing furries
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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